It was still free-for-all time. Long runs at #1 for individual songs were becoming a thing of the past. There was just too much competition (and perhaps some behind-the-scenes cooperation too, making sure more folks got a turn at the top for promotional purposes). Haggard, Pride, Lynn, Twitty and Wynette were about as close to sure things as you could get, with various wild cards old and new poking their heads in. Ray Price, for example, was continuing his victory lap into 1973 with “She’s Got to Be A Saint,” which combined Sinatra-level smoothness with classic-country humility, a “My Way” for flawed-but-noble guys who loved their wife more than they loved themselves.
Barrel-chested
newbie Joe Stampley came rolling in from the swamp-rock scene with a hearty
love tune called “Soul Song,” announcing a new enduring presence if not exactly
a newly-minted superstar or influence.
Tom T. Hall followed up with one of his most beloved singles, “Old Dogs,
Children, & Watermelon Wine,” cementing his reputation as one of the very
best at squeezing a novella’s worth of narrative poignance into three or so
radio-ready minutes. Seriously, was
anyone ever better about sounding like they were genuinely nostalgic already
for the everyday moment they were in? Conway
Twitty ably chased it with “She Needs Someone to Hold Her (When She Cries),”
which sounded sincere enough about swooping in to pick up the pieces of a
failed love affair, because Conway Twitty sounds sincere enough about
absolutely everything. I’m not saying he
never half-assed a vocal in his life, I’m just saying I haven’t heard any
recorded evidence of it yet.
Statement
songs started to make a mini-comeback as winter turned to spring. Merle Haggard’s “I Wonder If They Ever Think
of Me” fell on the bleak side of wistful and still made it to #1; like his
first triumphs, it was a prison song, but this time it was in Vietnam. If Haggard could muster public sympathy for a
petty outlaw, you can imagine what he could do for a doomed young soldier. Loretta Lynn followed up by doing what she
could to demand a little understanding for divorced gals seen as loose and easy
prey for guys up-to-and-including their best friends’ husbands on “Rated
‘X’.” It’s a fun ride on a surprisingly
gnarly little bounce of a guitar riff, and her vocal sass more than makes up
for lyrics that sometimes seem to meander away from the valid point. Chart newcomer Cal Smith pulled off the hefty
feat of making a similarly sympathetic plea for philandering drunks everywhere
on “The Lord Knows I’m Drinking,” a self-assuredly catchy ¾ stomp about telling
some hectoring church lady who followed you into the bar to piss off so you can
keep getting loaded with your girlfriend.
Because anyhow, you see, you’re gonna talk to God directly about this
later on. Modern listeners might
alternate between thinking this is kind of dickish and wishing someone on the
charts nowadays had the guts to toss this sort of pipe bomb against
conservative piety.
Deserving
mainstay Tammy Wynette chimed in next with “Til I Get It Right,” the title of
which might have alluded to finally not letting Billy Sherrill write the damn
song. Vocal powerhouse that she is, she
masterfully dumps little measured teaspoons of heartache on you before sloshing
the whole pitcher at you and making you thank her for it. She somehow ceded to another newcomer (and
future obscurity) Barbara Fairchild, whose furry anthem “The Teddy Bear Song”
took detailed lyrical pains to describe the sort of inanimate object that she
longed to transform into to avoid heartache.
Great voice though, even if it signified a bit of springtime
doldrums. Lynn Anderson’s “Keep Me In
Mind” sounded like cocktail-lounge filler without the added elegance of old
Patsy Cline records. Freddie Hart’s
“Super Kind of Woman” was more of the hyper-devotional balladry that he was
starting to run into the ground. Charley
Pride’s “A Shoulder to Cry On” was pretty good by comparison, although the
storyline about boomeranging back to a devoted but callously unappreciated former
lover after your other shit didn’t work out had a bit of a sour
aftertaste. But it was way better than
Donna Fargo’s (and the industry’s) 1973 nadir “Superman.” A clumsy, chintzy, poorly-written and
indifferently-produced piece of country-pop fluff, it’s hard to imagine why
this existed unless it was a tie-in for a Hee Haw skit with some yokel
doing pratfalls in a superhero costume.
But that doesn’t explain how it ended up at #1. I double-checked and this was five years
before the first Christopher Reeve Superman movie so it’s not even a
cynical cash-in. So weird.
The
#1 spot desperately needed some elegance, and that’s what it got. Charlie Rich’s “Behind Closed Doors” gave
everyone a break from ballads of infidelity and general unhappiness to lay out
a tale of a married couple whose secrets were actually pretty damn sweet. “Behind Closed Doors” floated the idea that
proper classy married ladies could be total hellcats in the sack. Huge if true, and a fine song made even finer
by Rich’s signature luxurious-yet-masculine delivery. “Come Live With Me,” by Hee Haw
co-host and masterful picker Roy Clark, was the first and last #1 of his
overall-not-half-bad career; a bit lightweight, but it was warm and classy as
well.
Things
got a bit saltier as a couple of new female faces took over. Barely out of her teens, future legend Tanya
Tucker sounded almost implausibly gritty on a weird but memorable number called
“What’s Your Mama’s Name.” It doesn’t
quite spell out that the star of its narrative, a heartsick drunk looking for a
long-lost lover who bore him a daughter, spent decades wrongly imprisoned
because the law thought he was trying to do something way more unwholesome in
his search for the kid. But it’s the
logical (if wildly depressing) conclusion.
Jeanne Pruett’s “Satin Sheets” was sort of a delayed answer song to some
of those creaky old tunes where a guy complains about how some woman doesn’t truly
love him even though he spent all this money on her; straightforward and
catchy, if a bit tart, the song’s remembered more than Pruett. “Satin Sheets” would boomerang back to #1 a
few weeks after dropping off, but Pruett would mostly fade out of future Top
10’s.
Squeezing
in between the “Sheets” were Johnny Rodriguez with “You Always Come Back to
Hurting Me” and Tammy Wynette again with “Kids Say the Darnedest Things.” The former was a rare breakthrough for a
Hispanic artist in the genre; Rodriguez was just getting started and would
prove to endure for awhile. The latter
was a bit of a trip back to the well for Wynette, calling back to hits like
“D-I-V-O-R-C-E” and “I Don’t Wanna Play House” with another Billy Sherrill
co-write about the impact of marital strife on innocent little kids. Not a bad song, exactly, just something she’d
done better before. Charley Pride,
meanwhile, broke out of his usual mid-tempo groove with “Don’t Fight the
Feelings of Love,” a charmingly upbeat trifle that’s been largely lost to
time.
It
was succeeded by Kris Kristofferson’s first and only #1 hit as a vocalist, “Why
Me.” Seriously, he never even cracked
the Top 40 with anything else as a solo vocalist (the eventual Highwaymen
comeback is its own thing). Ray Price,
Sammi Smith, and Johnny Cash could take his songs to #1, and artists as diverse
as Janis Joplin and Al Green could score with them in other genres, but it took
a quasi-hymn with a huge dose of background singers to boost Kristofferson into
this particular niche of public favor. Sure,
he didn’t have a technically great voice, but did Hank Williams or Ernest
Tubb? I doubt Kris minded much … his
albums sold fine and garnered critical acclaim, he was putting his rugged good
looks to use as a budding movie star, and presumably buckets of royalty cash
were always just a mailbox walk away for him.
Maybe his soul needed Jesus as much as his enduring song suggests, but
the rest of him didn’t need Billboard all that badly.
Loretta
Lynn, meanwhile, couldn’t help but have #1 hits and “Love Is The Foundation”
was yet another one, a sunny little mid-tempo number lauding the role romance
can play in a couple’s general sense of well-being (the song makes it sound
sexier than I just did, even if it didn’t kick up as many sparks as her Conway
duets around the same time). Donna Fargo
then popped back up to bum everyone out with “You Were Always There,” a
bittersweet song about a dutiful but emotionally distant father that I’m going
to assume was at least somewhat autobiographical. I’m sure the idea resonates with a lot of
kids and parents, and maybe it made for a nice wakeup call for some of the
loving-but-uncommunicative among us, but unfortunately there’s a bit of dated
chintziness to the production and (at least to these ears) some clumsiness to
the lyrics that have left it stuck in its era.
Jerry
Reed’s “Lord Mr. Ford” fortunately swooped in to save the day. All motor-mouthed humor, shit-hot guitar
picking, and good-ol’-boy charisma, it’s even funnier in retrospect that the
man best known to many audiences for the Smokey & the Bandit movies
had a #1 hit bitching about what a burden automobiles are. Freddie Hart got in one last smoothly
devotional love song with “Trip to Heaven;” as mentioned in the past, Hart was apparently
a good dude and offhanded badass, but unlike Jerry Reed’s cinematic big rig, as
an artist he only had one gear. His last
#1 was the upbeat bridge to Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty’s raucously romantic
“Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man,” and even though Twitty was portraying the
one from Mississippi he lets loose some pretty convincing Cajun-style
“ayyyyyy-eee’s” as they both sound as sincerely horny as ever.
Merle
Haggard’s live single “Everybody’s Had the Blues” was pretty damn charming too,
an old-fashioned number even by his standards that showed off some subtly
impressive vocal prowess. Conway Twitty
could only stay out of #1 for so long though: he was right back up there with
“You’ve Never Been This Far Before.”
It’s still one of his best-known songs, partly for that memorable
“bump-bump bum” vocal hook that stands in for more explicit descriptions, and partly
because the lyrics that actually are there are such a heady mix of earnest
affection, horndog solicitation, and florid romance – each one heightened by
Twitty’s usual all-in vocal delivery – that it’s impossible not to react
to. And sometimes those reactions might
be at least a giggle, if not a flat-out incredulous laugh. Twitty was already 40 in 1973, and the song’s
popularity meant he was singing it live well into middle age, so a song about
shepherding a young lover through her first round of all-the-way might hit a
bit of an ick factor as well. But then
again, Marty Robbins wasn’t really a gunfighter either, so why rule out that
it’s a performance in character? End of
the day: great record.
So
was Tanya Tucker’s “Blood Red & Going Down.” Like her previous 1973 #1 and her
previous-year breakthrough “Delta Dawn,” it’s a Southern Gothic throwdown rich
with ominous harmonies and dark lyrical detail.
Over the course of three singles, this teenage kid went from jilted
insanity to wrongful imprisonment to a flat-out murder song about a kid roped
into following her dad around on the hunt for her bar-hoppin’ mama. Pretty wild shit at any age. Ray Price’s suavely grateful “You’re the Best
Thing That’s Ever Happened To Me” continued his mid-to-late-career comeback; it
was his last #1 single before easing gracefully back down the charts (Gladys
Knight would have an R&B hit with it before long). Newly-minted star Johnny Rodriguez took over
the #1 mantle after a week with possibly his best-known (and self-penned) song,
“Ridin’ My Thumb to Mexico.” A
sepia-toned acoustic ramble that fit its hitchhiking subject matter to a T, it
held on for two weeks before George Jones & Tammy Wynette’s “We’re Gonna
Hold On” um, held on. While their
marital life was reportedly (and unsurprisingly) rife with ups and downs, on
record they summoned one hell of a twangy tenderness out of each other, bending
notes together as easily as most couples fold laundry.
The
chart warhorses would briefly give way to another kiddo. If Tanya Tucker came across like the teenage
reincarnation of some hard-worn honky tonk angel, Marie Osmond was another
brand entirely. A smiley showbiz kid
ladling on the schmaltz, hitting the notes but (at least for the moment)
missing the point. “Paper Roses” isn’t
bad, exactly, but it’s all dazzle, a ‘70s talent show bid that just somehow
ended up on the country charts. Charlie
Rich’s takeover “The Most Beautiful Girl” is kind of schmaltzy too I suppose,
but Rich had the vocal depth and maturity to set the hook and make it so
timeless George Costanza would be quoting it on national TV 20 years
later. Hell, so is Charley Pride’s next
#1, “Amazing Love” … it’s sweet and all, and Pride sounds as warm and human as
Marie Osmond hadn’t gotten around to sounding yet, but it’s greeting-card stuff
from an artist whose best work offered much more.
THE
TREND?
Although
it seems like a pretty big deal to suddenly have two girls (Tanya Tucker and
Marie Osmond) barely in their teens breaking through in an industry where both
the artists and the listeners seemed to lean middle-aged, I don’t know if it
quite qualified as a “youth movement.”
It seems more like a bid for a bunch of grandparents to “aww” over than
a plea for kids to ditch rock & roll for country music; if it was the latter,
wouldn’t a few 20-year-old faces make more sense? If there was a youth movement maybe it was
Johnny Rodriguez and Joe Stampley, even though that feels weird to type.
- Old Dogs, Children and Watermelon Wine (Tom T. Hall)
- You’ve Never Been This Far Before (Conway Twitty)
- If We Make it Through December (Merle Haggard)
- Ridin’ My Thumb to Mexico (Johnny Rodriguez)
- Rated ‘X’ (Loretta Lynn)
- ‘Til I Get It Right (Tammy Wynette)
- Why Me (Kris Kristofferson)
- The Most Beautiful Girl (Charlie Rich)
- Behind Closed Doors (Charlie Rich)
- Blood Red and Goin’ Down (Tanya Tucker)
- What’s Your Mama’s Name Child (Tanya Tucker)
- Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man (Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn)
- Everybody’s Had the Blues (Merle Haggard)
- You’re the Best Thing That’s Ever Happened to Me (Ray Price)
- We’re Gonna Hold On (Tammy Wynette & George Jones)
- I Wonder if They Ever Think of Me (Merle Haggard)
- Lord, Mr. Ford (Jerry Reed)
- She’s Got to Be A Saint (Ray Price)
- She Needs Someone to Hold Her (When She Cries) (Conway Twitty)
- The Lord Knows I’m Drinkin’ (Cal Smith)
- Kids Say the Darnedest Things (Tammy Wynette)
- A Shoulder to Cry On (Charley Pride)
- Love is the Foundation (Loretta Lynn)
- Super Kind of Woman (Freddie Hart)
- Satin Sheets (Jeanne Pruett)
- Soul Song (Joe Stampley)
- You Always Come Back to Hurting Me (Johnny Rodriguez)
- Come Live With Me (Roy Clark)
- The Teddy Bear Song (Barbara Fairchild)
- Paper Roses (Marie Osmond)
- Keep Me In Mind (Lynn Anderson)
- Superman (Donna Fargo)